green day brainstorming sesh
 

2003/2004

BJA: I don't know duders, what do the cool kids like nowadays?

TC: I don't know man. they still like weed, right?

MD: nah dude, we've done the stoner thing.

TC: true.

BJA: what about politics?

MD: WTF dude?! r u serious?

TC: man i don't know billy

BJA: nah for real, i was looking at a rolling stone mag the other day at the mall, and it looks like politics are a pretty hot topic rite now.

MD: lol hot topic

TC: lol, we sell so much shit there.

BJA: dudes, back to the topic at hand.

MD: ok, i can dig it

TC: yeah everybody hates bush, right?

BJA: yeah, its killer

MD: everyone'd be so down for that right now

TC: yeah, let's start wearing black and shit

BJA: word, so down.

MD: yeah, possible singles....?

TC: Jesus! Bullets! Bibles!

BJA: hot shit tre. right on. let's get that Bono mfkr

MD: Bono is a saint

TC: troof.

BJA: I smell front cover of RS, bitches.




2008

BJA: dude, why did we waste our political album last time?

MD: shit, yeah.... i don't know

TC: aw it was a good idea. how we were supposed to know a black dude was gonna be elected next?

BJA: hey! I said something about rap and politics back in like 98 and you assholes laughed at me. this woulda been it. we could've even gotten Barack to lay down a few verses. kids woulda gone apeshit over that. even lil wayne can't cop that.

MD: is that how you use 'cop'? i don't think it is

TC: who gives a shit mike? think damnit

BJA: lol, what about weed?

MD: lol, nah man. we did that.

TC: lol, deja vu

BJA: ok, i saw some kids wearing some vampire clothes n shit at the mall the other day

MD: aw yeah, i think my niece was reading a book about this teenage vampire romance or some shit

TC: lol

BJA: lol

MD: lol, nah I'm not even playin

TC: aw man, most people nowadays just feel down and out right with the economy

BJA: its like a breakdown or something. a modern breakdown

MD: thats a good thought.

BJA: i still like the teen vampire thing tho

TC: we can incorporate that somehow

MD: dude, 'incorporate'. dollar word.

TC: cha-ching. pay up bitches

BJA: i don't carry any bills lower than 500.

MD: lol, same

TC: better for me.

TC: ok i googled teen vampires and there's this thing called 'twilight'. oh i like the poster a lot.

BJA: let me see.



MD: sexxay!

TC: fo sho.


2009

for some reason, i find that perfectly reasonable.

i wouldn't be surprised if that is how they actually get to their music.

Despite knowing that they're crap in just about every way imaginable, i find it quite difficult actually disliking Green Day.

I find it very easy.





I would hate these guys even if they played noise rock and toured with SY, just based on their stupid faces.

This band made music after Dookie!?!!? I thought for sure they'd used up all their ideas on that?

*looks at wikipedia*

They've made like 5 albums since then?! Jesus. 3 chords has a lot of mileage, afterall. This band uses frozen shit as dildos and they stick them in their dickholes.

Bullshit. You aren't fooling anyone into believing that you thought Dookie was the last Green Day album.

looking at the drummer with his gawky stupid face makes me curl up my fist in anger.

I blocked the other shit out of my mind.

In all seriousness, though, unlike most people on here (apparently...), I don't see the point in following music I can't stand. I know they made music after Dookie but had no idea they made that many fucking albums.

Actually, they played some "new" song on Conan last night, and they only had two chords in it. Now, I'm not saying that music has to have more chords than that, or that the more chords in a song, the better it is. But, for the type of music they do, in order to stand out from all of the other poppy punk bands in the world, they should try to do something different and original. If they didn't have that "Green Day" name on their stuff, nobody would care about their music. People just know they are supposed to like Green Day, so they do.

I gotta figure out how to get that whole brainwashing of the masses thing working to my advantage.

Hahaha. Dickholes. Ha. This made me smile.

Right, songs don't need many chords. Borerdoms played two chords for the first 8 minutes of "Super going" and that's the best song ever. Unfortunately, just taking a guess here, but Green Day probably have.. what... 500 songs? And I'm just guessing, taking a WILD guess here, that nearly every single riff in all their songs is completely interchangable. Fuck them.

Either way, I like the video for 'Wake Me Up When September Ends'

Wake me up when Green Day ends.

haha

you must spread some reputation around before blah blah blah.

what about knowing that that douchebag drummer renamed himself tre cool ?

"Longview" and "Basket Case" are good songs. That fucking "Good Riddance" song should warrant a death sentence, though. Fucking bastards.

i think i'm going to have a rainbow day

i don't care if they have "that one good song". they're 100% gutter cunts.

Jesus, that's the worst album cover I've ever seen. Is that really the cover of their new album? Fuck. That is awful.