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SpectralJulianIsNotDead 06.04.2009 10:25 AM

Gay Activists really dropped the bomb on this one
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8081829.stm

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The zoo flew in four females in a bid to get the endangered birds to reproduce - but quickly abandoned the scheme after causing outrage among gay rights activists, who accused it of interfering in the animals' behaviour.

Anyone seeing what I'm seeing here?

They're implying that if these penguins were around females they'd act as heterosexuals. Now I've never been in a gay bar, but I'm pretty sure that if you flood it with beautiful women, the gay dudes wouldn't give a fuck and continue on as they were.

Implying that these penguins aren't really gay, they're just prison gay.

Instead, maybe they could have not protested, and when the gay penguins refused to mate with the female penguins- the gay activist movement could use it to say that homosexuality isn't a choice.

But then again they're Germans.

o'connor 06.04.2009 10:29 AM

. :)

chrome noise tape 06.04.2009 10:42 AM

So what, do you have a problem with gays penguins??? republicans!!!

floatingslowly 06.04.2009 10:49 AM

dropped the bomb or dropped the ball?

dropping the bomb would be like saying "GAY PENGUINS COMMUNICATE THROUGH TELEPATHY". that's shocking news imo.

whereas dropping the ball is like, dropping the soap, in prison, with a guy watching.

noisereductions 06.04.2009 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
Implying that these penguins aren't really gay, they're just prison gay.




This is yr thesis statement.

afterthefact 06.04.2009 11:05 AM

Were there any females there to start with? I mean, if all they had were male penguins, isn't it possible that they are naturally hetero penguins, and just didn't know what to do when their instinct to mate kicked in? They should have allowed the placement of female penguins, not to "prove" anything, but just to see what would have happened.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 06.04.2009 11:15 AM

I meant dropped the ball, but yeah.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 06.04.2009 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrome noise tape
So what, do you have a problem with gays penguins??? republicans!!!


Nope, I don't give a shit. I just find it odd that gay rights activists protested them putting the gay penguins with female penguins to see if they'd reproduce. If they're gay penguins they wouldn't!

loubarret 06.04.2009 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
Nope, I don't give a shit. I just find it odd that gay rights activists protested them putting the gay penguins with female penguins to see if they'd reproduce. If they're gay penguins they wouldn't!

They might be bi, you never know. Or the priest pinguin re-forms them as straight christ lovers.

The puigin world is a messed up place.

phoenix 06.04.2009 11:21 AM

everyone has a right to choose who they buttsex with, even the penguins. god bless them.

loubarret 06.04.2009 11:23 AM

Of course they have.
 

God bless them.

phoenix 06.04.2009 11:25 AM

I think the one on the bottom looks more into it there.

loubarret 06.04.2009 11:27 AM

The other one seems to be jumping for some reason.

phoenix 06.04.2009 11:31 AM

he's standing on her back. It's a bit hardcore really.

loubarret 06.04.2009 11:32 AM

Ah. I think the one in the background is jerking off

LifeDistortion 06.04.2009 11:38 AM

Yep, nature is fucked up. In a good way. All those gay hating idiots need to watch a nature program, watch a little more "Animal Planet". And stop using idiotic arguments like "its unnatural" "not the way god intended".

sonic sphere 06.04.2009 01:40 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buXt-yyZEss

demonrail666 06.04.2009 02:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIcrCZQkSlg

This Is Not Here 06.04.2009 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix
I think the one on the bottom looks more into it there.


Always the way.

static-harmony 06.04.2009 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
Always the way.


Agree...


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