Complain.
 

What be your current grievances?




I asked for time off from work well before I was scheduled, but my dumbass manager still scheduled me from 1:30-8:30 on July 4th. I will be missing a free street festival right near my house. Malkmus & The Jicks will be playing.

i hate money.

i hate money.

i hate money.

Why does beer has to be so fattening?
Why is there so much doom and misery in the world?
Why is it so hard to get a decent caprihinha made in South London?
Wah wah wah whinnneeee.

I stepped on gum last night

I feel your pain - I've lost count the amount of times various items of my clothing have managed to get other people's chewing/bubble gum stuck on them.

I have bad timing.

My car is malfunctioning.

This afternoon, I poked myself in the eye by accident, and knocked over a cup of tea hopping about swearing about it.

Be thankful - your manager has spared you an auditory assault.

The worst.

Good. A healthy dose of humility.

In all seriousness, I can't sleep enough.

I'm in Albuquerque.

What the fuck is there to do in Albuquerque?

Drugs and alcohol.

i have to get a car.

i have to apply for scholarships, late.

i don't want to go back to school, or do i?

copy and paste davenotdead grievances. but i have a car. instead i have to get laid.

Fixed.

A further complaint - I've started smoking again, which sucks. Grumble grumble grumble.

smoking again rules!...but i quit again recently...but man was it nice to smoke them stogelberts

It pisses me off that I haven't learned how to write in my sleep.

i'm smoking a newport
i'm in the mood to rip everyone a new asshole...everyone else seems to be so goddamn jolly today which is pissing me off more