What is the story...
 

...behind your current username? Why did you choose it?

My name is Roberto. I am an Instigator.

back in the day I made IDM or whatever it was called. Noise Reductions was the name I chose. Because I was ironic. Or unoriginal. Or something.

Derek.... hmm... WHY did I choose it?

i have no idea.

random words captured from NASA regarding a killer space rock.

I'm big on epoch-enders and creeping doom.

I was on a GY!BE kick a few years ago and it stuck.

I like how it sounds. It's redolent of a few things without being directly representative and shit.

It's from "Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)" by David Bowie. I used it on a shitload of message boards since '05 when I was going through a huge Bowie phase and it's pretty much e-stuck with me since.

My old, offline nickname was "Jenn Benn", up until the unholy union of
Affleck and Lopez ruined it. I added "the" in the middle on a lark, but since
I have decided it can stand for "jennthebeneficent", just add an extra "n".

Can I ask you to consider 'Jenn the Benedictator?' You're losing an 'n', but gaining a play on 'bene' and 'dictator'.

Hmm. You're also losing the symmetry of the 'nn's.

Losing that symmetry would rend my soul.

Rend it very might!

I just felt like adding 2 extra, unnecessary letters to my name. I'm pretty boring.

i am dead on the inside. i am robotic in routine. i often smell of metallic polyethelene yamumoride, not of rotting snatch as !@#$%!symbolguy thinks, and i like me some braaiiins.

i'm not dead

if u were id luv u more tho.

alas.

Stole it from this Touch and Go compilation.