To my dearest Rolling Stones magazine
 

Please, for the sake of all humanity, piss off. Your opinions are completely misinformed and we were not giving due credit for breaking such a hard-hitting story. If you want to write a story about our message board please write one about how much we think you suck.

Always yours,
Hayden Asche

what did Rolling Stone do?

big deal

I hope you included there (like you did here recently) that you were 15 & no Paul Atreides exactly.

ARTIST: Dr. Hook
TITLE: On the Cover of Rolling Stone
Lyrics and Chords


Well we are big rock singers, we've got golden fingers
And we're loved everywhere we go
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
At ten thousand dollars a show
We take all kind of pills to give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill we've never known
Is the thrill that'll get you when you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone

/ A - / - E / - - / E7 A / - - / - D / E - / A - /

{Refrain}
Rolling Stone
Wanna see my picture on the cover
Rolling Stone
Wanna buy five copies for my mother
Rolling Stone
Wanna see my smilin' face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone

/ E - / A - / E - / D A /

I've got a freaky old lady name o' Cocaine Katy
Who embroiders on my jeans
I've got my poor old gray-haired Daddy
Drivin' my limousine
Now it's all designed to blow our minds
But our minds won't really be blown
Like the blow that'll get you when you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone

{Refrain}

We got a lot of little teenage blue-eyed groupies
Who do anything we say
We got a genuine Indian guru
He's teachin' us a better way
We got all the friends that money can buy
So we never have to be alone
And we keep gettin' richer but we can't get our picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone



real original, HA

i just got the stupid pearl jam issue in the mail, I'm not even gonna try to read it.

I'm surprised they didn't do a story on HOAP. :)

Are you talking about "Rolling Stones" magazine as in a fan magazine about the band?

Or do you mean "Rolling Stone" (singular) the corporate entertainment magazine.

they mean the corporate entertainment magazine. they are referring to this board being "quoted" in a news snippet. see the top board for more info.

Awww.

I doubt Rolling Stone are reading any of these 'dear Rolling Stone' threads.

they come here snooping for info, they might see this shit.

how about a new thread with the title:

HEY YOU LAZY FUCKING INTERN. LEARN TO DO RESEARCH INSTEAD OF JERKING GOSSIP OFF THE INTERNET.

or something like that?