I have, hands down the best life partner in the world!!
 

She just shows up at work with a deli sandwich for me...oh yeah..and BRAND NEW COPY OF RATHER RIPPED!!!!!!!

AND..ba-da-ba-ba-ba I'm lovin' it!!!!!
(on company time too! LOL)

awww, thats sweet, you better do something nice for her tonight!!, make her dinner or something?

Eat her cunt.

Naughty Hayden and you knows it.

Yeah...dinner by candlelight accompanied by the sweet sounds of rather ripped...and yeah, what they heck, followed by a mad cunnilingus feast! LOL

Don't steal 'life partner' from the gays! They have so little as it is.

fuck that...they still have anal sex...and GODDAMN they can keep that!

So I'm to conclude that you mooger-fogger are a woman? Why don't you just say girlfriend, or even wife? I know, you can't get married under the laws eyes, but why appease the P.C. police? Anyways, I digress. You got a lucky lady, if my girl surprised me with a brand spankin' new copy of RR, you bet she'd having herself a good time tonight. As it is, my girl ain't that thoughtful.

No...I'm not a lesbian...I am a man (whatever that means anymore..) as far as the PC police? They can lick my politically INcorrect ass!! I just frown on the use of 'girlfriend', but yeah, she's a thoughtful one. And I've got some rugbrun to apply to my knee's tonight ;p

life partner is appropriate for anyone!

even a person and their pet kitty kats!

and hell yeah what a great present! listen to rather ripped and turn it up for RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and treat her right bro treat her right.

AND a sandwich....fantastic.

Hey, hey, hey! Sharing is caring.

yeah dude, and a DELI sandwhich to boot!

for teh win!

(sayin'!!!)

top 40 has, HANDS DOWN coolest display pic on the board!!!

that's fucking sweet!

....tonight, tonight

There I go, running off at the keyboard again.

My thoughts exactly. Rather Ripped is cool, but a sandwich is forever.

Er...Something like that.

I want one now.