On Hold With Microsoft Technical Support...
 

ARGH!

wow, I guess I can't complain. in 16 minutes 25 seconds I was transferred from Florida to India and had it all taken care of with out much holding at all, though I shouldn't have called from my cell phone..

I guess Nazis are that efficient.

shank them in the vag

tasty tasty microsoft. because bill gates REALLY cant afford to pay american people minimum wage+ to handle the calls, they must be on a tight budget this year with all the competition.

I'm being totally honest right now: say a year ago suchfriends (whom I'm now going to refer to as S-Fad) was one of my least favorite posters. I thought he was just some crazy hippy. And maybe that's true. I don't know either way. But I do know this, (1) in the face of being shit on the dude will still rep you and say something nice, and (2) he makes some of the absolute funniest posts ever to grace this fucking forum. Keep it up, bro!

^fuck that!

hey man, you get what you pay for

Yeah, every single fucking day, I'm getting closer to finally taking the step.

I mean, it comes with Final Cut Pro and Garageband FOR FREE, INCLUDED IN THE FCUCKING PACKAGE.

I came very close in 2006 when I needed a new comp. I was gonna pick up the mac mini. But then I realized it was a shallow choice. Because it looks so awesome. And I use a ton of PC-only freeware etc.

You won't need any pc-only freeware because mac has that shit BUILT IN.

....I dunno what I'm talking about.

I just want a sexy apple.

one thing i like about macs is that they actually work all the time

all my most pretentious acquaintances have macs, that's what i like about 'em.

oh yeah they're pretty handsome looking machines too.

this.

i love my mac. except for the glass screen now. it gets glare like a motherfucker.

I've been using the same packard bell computer monitor (with speakers attached to the side) since 1996.

It flickers a lot and no longer gets completely bright.

oh yeah by the way people complain all the time that you can't take the imac apart if something goes wrong

BULLSHIT

what you do is you go to the office store and get these special suction cups that lift the glass screen off. no bs, i did it (replaced the hard drive on my imac with a 1 TB hard drive)

Oh man, a friend of mine has this sort of set-up. Music sounds absolutely AWFUL coming out of those speakers.

I like it.

APPLE = Problem Solved