it's BABY THROWING TIEM
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G0C9uvLuQk

Is it bad that I laughed?

Obviously, Christians should up the fear factor of baptism.

Dunk tanks, anyone?

Screw dunk tanks, add some sharks to the baptism ritual.

I think we have a new show to pitch for Shark Week.

Fuck yes. I'm also thinking slime time on nickelodeon, but the slime would be replaced with holy water.

I like how the baby gets to crowd-surf after it's scarred for life.

That's pretty bizarre.

It looks like fun though? I would be temped to just hurl them across the crowd. Whichever woman catches it is the next to be cursed with pregnancy.

It's actually not as bad as what the Spartans did to their babies, which is roughly the same thing without anybody below to catch them.

That is, of course, only if the infant was deemed weak.

No, I laughed too. They don't seem to be gripping that blanket very tight. Is this their way of curbing the population growth in India? ha

^^^ gripping Blanket tight.