I'm 90% sure I am an Asparagus
 

I'm kinda greenish
I often get cooked
I have a strange head

This is all self-diagnosed, but I'm loooking around for a doctor in my town so I can actually get it tested.

Be positive. There are 10% of chances that you are not.

This reminds me of the game Dirty Minds.

That reminds me of the other 13 parody threads SYRFor is currently working on.

Who peels asparagus??

In France they do a lot of crazy shit

obligatory "did you REALLY have to post this", "we already have a parody thread on that" and "oh, how tasteless".

NOW it's a 5-star parody thread. :D

Man my laboratory never rests





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I missed this and now must retract my previous post. it was completely unnecessary. carry on, soldier.

man, you're not an asparagus, you're just a bored rutabaga, sick of the bullshit system, man.

Never go full vegetable.

^^^ that's jon boy pondering his rep, isn't it?

I'm 99% sure parody threads aren't funny

yr too late, man.

_slavo_ got it.

I'm 99% sure you're an asparagus

i'm not entitled to hold the same opinion as someone else just because they say it first?

Fixed. 100% sure

???

I would say try harder, but I'm fairly sure this is the best you can come up with.

oh, well, yeah sure. I thought you were trying to claim the prize.

:confused:

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I don't understand what you are saying, I am an asparagus.