If you had your way....
 

What music would you have piped into:

1. elevators.
2. When you're put on "hold" on the phone.

Feel free to add to this list.

elevators: Any music with dog samples. Sunburned Hand of the Man have a good one, and anything by Vagina Dentata Organ would work too. It would make the elevators more beastly.

Hold: A loop of Ozzy laughing at the beginning of "Crazy Train".

Hooowww about...

3. department stores?

fucking genius!

elevators: ghost rider by suicide

Elevators: I dunno, something like Brian Eno I guess. Tim Hecker or any other minimalist.
Hold: well here I could go for some rock. Sonic Youth or anything I like would be fine.
Department stores: 80s rock ;)

4. aquariums?

1. I Turned Into a Martian
2. unwound

The girlfriend says
1. sixties doo-wop
2. an apology from the president of the company

1. Sunn O)))
2. Wolf Eyes

I'm sorry I just couldn't think of anything more wildly inappropriate than Sunn O))) or Wolf Eyes.

Sunn O)) would just make for an uncomfortable elevator ride over all.

Imagine, "we appreciate your patience, please hold while an extenze representative gets to your call" *Sound of dental drill going through a stack of marshalls fills the phone speakers, followed by gutteral screams*

Try Gullagh, Stalaggh, or Aboolele
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-N9f...eature=related

Elevators: Black Flag
Hold: Kaaos
Department stores: Chumbawamba

ON A CITY BUS??: The Restarts