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東京親父ギャグ研究所 08.19.2009 04:43 AM

The Least Sexy Machine with a Penis Ever
 
http://gizmodo.com/5339097/blunt-pun...h-a-penis-ever



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This crazy contraption is a "Coital Model," something used by condom manufacturers to determine when condoms break. Yes, that's a big old penis on there. Uh, sexy?
Over a period of 7 years, broken condoms returned to a supplier (SSL, Durex) via consumer complaints were examined to determine the cause of failure. Also, some consumers who reported breakage but did not return condoms were sent a questionnaire on the causes of breakage. Finally, theories proposed for the mechanism of breakage were investigated on a laboratory coital model. RESULTS: Nearly 1000 (n=972) returned condoms made from natural rubber and polyurethane were examined. Visible features on those that were broken, were classified. Evidence combined from examining returns, questionnaire responses and the coital model strongly suggests a single predominant mechanism of failure we named "blunt puncture," where the tip of the thrusting male penis progressively stretches one part of the intact condom wall until it ultimately breaks.
Wait just a goddamned minute. People mail in their broken condoms?! What in the holy fuck? I'm as big a fan of providing feedback to manufacturers when products don't work as advertised, but that's downright disgusting. [NCBI ROFL via io9]



notyourfiend 08.19.2009 06:30 AM

I find little less appealing than the site of a condom in somebody's trash can...gives me ocd, i can't stop washing my hands to rid myself of the possible stds...maybe it's just a bizarre phobia or something but seriously...

artsygrrl 08.19.2009 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 東京親父ギャグ研究所

...our tax dollars at work!
btw, I came.

Anngella 08.19.2009 10:30 AM

Why did they make the fake penis so big?

notyourfiend 08.19.2009 10:39 AM

I personally have never found mechanic penises to be sexy.

Maybe I'm just a prude and all but....


this boomerang one, however, looks like it might be capable of some good old fashion thrusting action?


 

Anngella 08.19.2009 10:42 AM

They're sexier when a woman is involved:
 

Anngella 08.19.2009 10:42 AM

..or a man
 

Sonic Youth 37 08.19.2009 10:53 AM

 


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