what have you ever stolen?
 

and what was the last thing you stole?

primarily just online media movies/music/pdfs of books/etc

The hearts of all of the SYG womens.

I stole a minutemen ep yesterday. I feel kinda bad, but it fell out of the security thingy and cost 9 bucks!

I stole some toys when I was little, ha

i never had a heart in the first place



countless bottles of alcohol (this being the last thing i stole and will continue to do so)
shittons of spraypaint
clothes when i was younger
shit out of people's yards
street signs and other signs
traffic cones
records when i was younger
my dad's mercedes when i was 15 or 16 which i promptly proceeded to wreck
illegally downloading music every day

Call it what you will. Your undying affection. Your lust.

I was going to steal some of these once, then I chickened out :(

it's the easiest thing in the entire world as long as no cops drive by

haha, how do you get the signs out of the ground or off the pole or whatever they are on?

unscrew them from the pole with the appropriate tools

usually a monkey wrench.

Probz a 5mm wrench.

Actually, 10mm. 5mm would be crazy.

I've stolen lots of petty stuff a long time ago. It was fun until I got caught.

yeah that'll do it


or you could just go gung ho and saw the whole fuckin' thing down.

I see, nice! I gotta put that on my to do list

Bend the post back and forth with brute strength until you snap it.

a packet of bacon when I was a starving grommet (actually, several packets)

oh yeah, cheese

I am not a crook!

However, I went through a rather daring patch in college that I'm not particularly proud of when I thought nothing of five-finger discounts from the department store where I worked. I worked in the men's department and as a stock boy. I'd cop shirts, jackets, cologne, sweaters, ties. Even took a pair of koss headphones from the stereo dept once. Easy as shit. Usually just walked out with them the nights I worked stock because it was my job to sweep up and so I was the last one left in the place. No guards, no cameras. Even though I wore the clothes to work, nobody was ever the wiser.

The day I stopped was the day the men's manager looked long and hard at the shirt I was wearing and said, "I don't remember you getting that. When'd you get that?" I just said, "Last Saturday. You were here. Don't you remember?"

That might have been it for me except that a few days later the guy was fired for poor "inventory control."

But that was my sign to stop. That shook me up enough that I never stole there or anywhere else since.

Last thing I stole were a couple of albums at some geezers homeparty.
Dinosaur Jr. - Beyond and a Some Girls cd, those were the only two decent albums in his collection.