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phoenix 09.11.2009 09:06 PM

witches hex govt, christians angry, killed babies etc.
 
OH YES.

"The Spirit of God has been revealing to me that the whole nation is under a curse because the witchcraft covens from Mount Ainsley (sic) in Canberra are cursing the Federal Parliament, which is the heartbeat of Australia where decisions are being made that effect the whole nation”, said Pastor Nalliah.


A month ago I was with my wife and two other ladies in the car, including one who was formerly a witch but now a full on born-again Christian. In fact I have personally cast out many demonic spirits out of her. She told us that one of her friend’s (who also was a witch) father was a high priest in the coven. When she was a small girl, he told her that he had a surprise for her birthday. He blind folded her and told her to cut the cake. After cutting, her blind fold was removed and she was horrified to see that she had cut through the neck of a baby.


http://www.westender.com.au/news/640...on-both-Houses

http://catchthefire.com.au/blog/2009...rom-sacrifice/

pbradley 09.11.2009 09:09 PM

This is why I should be allowed to vote in Australia.

phoenix 09.11.2009 09:10 PM

it is hilarious, no?

ploesj 09.12.2009 02:10 PM

i've already said this so many times:

people are stupid.

Sonic Youth 37 09.12.2009 02:43 PM

I watched the last 10 minutes of the Craft this morning.

Sonic Youth Gossip 09.13.2009 07:23 AM

anger level just reached max

phoenix 09.13.2009 07:43 AM

It doesn't quite make me angry because it is just so stupid.

(I am right now petting my black cat and drinking baby blood.)

pbradley 09.13.2009 07:48 AM

Here in the USA, half of the government are the antichrist.

ploesj 09.13.2009 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix
(I am right now petting my black cat and drinking baby blood.)


drinking it with a straw, i hope.

phoenix 09.13.2009 10:48 PM

in a very demure way, yes.

static-harmony 09.13.2009 10:48 PM

Babies' blood is the best blood there is.

Lamont Cranston 09.14.2009 02:24 AM

sounds like left overs from the Satanic Panic

floatingslowly 09.14.2009 08:20 AM

how does one go about joining a witchcraft coven from Mount Ainsley?

Keeping It Simple 09.14.2009 08:30 AM

I've heard rumours there's supposed to be a coven of witches not far from where I live. Leith Hill in Surrey to be exact. The hill is crowned by an 18th-century Gothic tower. Sounds like the ideal place for a coven of witches.

floatingslowly 09.14.2009 08:35 AM

I've heard rumours there's supposed to be a coven of witches not far from where I live. in my bedroom to be exact. I want to hang out with aussie witches though. I want to see their tits.

phoenix 09.14.2009 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
I've heard rumours there's supposed to be a coven of witches not far from where I live. Leith Hill in Surrey to be exact. The hill is crowned by an 18th-century Gothic tower. Sounds like the ideal place for a coven of witches.



spooky

phoenix 09.14.2009 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I've heard rumours there's supposed to be a coven of witches not far from where I live. in my bedroom to be exact. I want to hang out with aussie witches though. I want to see their tits.


I'm fairly certain that not only would you encounter female nakedness at wiccan/witchcraft/pagan rituals but also nakedness of the male variety.

I don't know any lesbian wiccan/witchcraft/pagan groups that would accept a 1 man audience.

:D

phoenix 09.14.2009 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
how does one go about joining a witchcraft coven from Mount Ainsley?



http://www.paganawareness.net.au/PAN/

SONIC GAIL 09.14.2009 10:27 AM

crazy

floatingslowly 04.25.2011 10:39 AM

I suppose I'll start my own witchcult. anyone else want in on the ground floor? I promise there will be no babies sac'ed, just maybe the occasional goat.


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