to those in the nyc area
 

are any of yalz familiar with thedanger?

i've heard a bunch of mixed reviews. some people i know swear by their parties whereas others swear to never be seen at one.

i attended one under the manhattan bridge earlier this summer. it was fun, but not exactly the best thing ever. then again, the real event was apparently rained out and the bridge thing happened at the last minute.

anyway, for those of you who know what i'm talking about, would you say it's worth $20 dollars to attend their next shindig in bushwick on that docked boat of theirs? i have a bunch of friends who are probably going to be there, but i really don't feel like throwing away $$$.

Do it.

And steal everyones pot.

I've never heard of it, but Bushwick is full of transplant jackasses. I guess you should go if you're inanely interested in meeting people from Lawrence, Kansas.

^ I mean duh, of course. I'm a native New Yorker man! I'm only back home for one long weekend, and I'm looking for something that I can't get down in smack town.

Too drunk to know what that means right now. You were born and raised here? Did I not see posts about Baltimore?

OR SHOULD I SAY BALTI-LESS.

I lived in New York City (Manhattan) until I was 18 and then went to college in Maryland. I've spent all summers and winters here since. I just moved to Baltimore because I was offered a job there/my girlfriend & college friends are there/I can't afford NYC rent. But New York City is my home. I'm still in New York City every other month or so. I live in transit.

... where were you born?

I was born in New York City. Mt Sinai Hospital to be exact.

Ok, you pass. Although what the fuck is up with this Baltimore shit? I already read your above excuses.

I'm pathetically whipped.

That's pretty much it.

I suck.

You win points for honesty. That pussy better be fantastic. The most mouth-watering tight shit ever.

I'm pretty lucky :D

Anyway, we plan to travel and likely live back in NYC soon after we save some money.

I'm going to translate 'lucky' as 'wet as fuck, as if it were just sprayed with a garden hose.'

When you move back... threeway?

Fuck New York! Fuck London! Fuck Paris! Fuck Munich!

(but Borneo is cool)

Yeah, sure, if you like proboscis monkeys.

...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYtoz...eature=related...

i'm sorry i couldn't hear you over the roar of the loudest mammal on earth.

I hate you guys for living over there.

That shit is animatronic. Also I am not impressed by their noses.