DMX does MMA
 

"In a recent interview, DMX said that he is working on two albums now because "the streets need him." He didn't mention any training for MMA"

"The good news for DMX is that MMA is not regulated in Alabama, which is why freak show fights like this can happen. Drug testing is usually under the control of the state regulatory commissions, so DMX will most likely not have to take a drug test"

oh hi my name is Fierce Tennis, I'm going to fuck DMX up in his mind

i dont understand. i didnt even know he was still alive. wasnt he in jail for a long time? I would like to seem him get his ass beat in MMA though.

what's the street value of, say, a kilo of MMA?

don't know about that but i know that DMX vs. this citizen of Melbourne would bring in the weehooww woooo cashhhhh yeaaa:

melbournians are battlers. my money's on Oz, Sheila.

i can't wait to see this

I wholeheartedly approve of DMX.

"I just love when a nigga bring his whole crew! It's just a bigger piece of cake for me to tear a whole through."

Woo

i can't wait to watch DMX kick some ass, he trained fighting dogs before and i'm sure he know how to get ill with his claws

Plus, I assume he'll smoke some rock before entering the ring. I mean, it is dmx.

i think he's a serious dude, probably stick to meth before fights

He's got to stay on point like an arrow.

GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS WITH NO REMORSE
got blood in my dick cuz i fucked the corpse