your halloween costume this year is...?
 

my wife is going to be barack obama and me his wife, well maybe. whats yours?

I'm gonna be a juggalette. I've had my own dark carnival name for a couple of years .... Stabby. Okay so my friend and I gave each other names as a joke, but still. I think it'd be grotesquely awesome. So gross.

My friend owns a record store up the street and I took him some tacos the same day the icp "people" dropped off some promotional shit. I'm now the proud owner of an icp ninja decoder tool.

I thought you already possessed the powers of The Tool.

you said tool.

Hayden, you better vomit shrimp and white wine. I want pictures.

Of course, I do halloween real real big. I'll be busting out the beaver bounce and richardson richardson all night.

What that smell like?

I can't think of anything that wouldn't be expensive.

the dead do not appreciate dress ups that aren't related to being dead.

I'm thinking seventies cop, but i'm not sure.

parent trap 3

Unfortunately I wont dress up unless I find something cheap that I could wear while I work. Last year was...good. I made my own costume and saw old friends. I cant do that this year though.

I still love halloween, despite it only being used as alter-egos instead of as makebelieve demons, meaning girls just grow up to dress like fucking ho's and guys dress up with as little thought as possible/last minute dash, whatever works to get laid by such halloween ho.

I'm disappointed in that. I may not be a young kid anymore, but there are some very small crystalline ideals I still manage to have. And one of them is to be a creepy fuck and to damage as many children as possible.

Hopefully I'll be dead by then, so a zombie. For real.

I will be Mary Ann Nicholls, prostitute; Jack the Ripper's first victim.

Witch I think is brilliant, btw.

I'll be dressed as a Hungarian football player.

I want to be a Pocky box.

In 1979, my wife and I went to a friend's 'ween party where we dressed up like Bill Murray and Gilda Radner characters from SNL. I dressed up as the nerd, slicked back my hair with vaseline, wore this really nerdy high school letter cardigan. mrs gmku went as rosanne rosannadanna or whatever her name was. It was a kick.

did you put your car keys in a bowl?

Hunter S. Thompson.

That is if I get invited anywhere.

Um, no. Just in my pocket. (?Confused?)

As I recall, there was some wacky tobaccy and Amana wine.