The Polywave versus the Pegadrift
 

Which would win in a confrontation?

Or not necessarily which would win but which do you prefer, if you have a preference?

Wow this thread died. I'm the only who has voted and I don't even know what those two things are.

The Pegadrift has taken the lead.

Polywave FTW. Lurker, I respect you and all, but pegadrift better than polywave? Seriously, you're fucked in the head.

WHAT?!?! The pegadrift blows the polywave out of the water! For a start it's features are incredible! And its reliability is extremely consistent. There's no contest!

pegadrift, obviously. polywaves are for stinkin' hippies.

Features, he says. Functionality, mate. You'll soon come crying back to the polywave when your precious pegadrift's features have gone up the Khyber, you mark my words sunshine.

Herr Slowly, I'm not even going to dignify you with a response. I think we all know which one is the one for stinkin' hippies, and it sure ain't the sleek, sexy, non-hippy polywave, you mark my words.

Oh yes, we'll both mark your words...with a sticker that says disregard, he's clearly drunk!!!

I'm sure that would've hurt, had I been sober.

Well, lets hope that when you wake in the morning sober and hungover from the error of your ways that you see the light of pegadrift.

Polywave, you mark my words.

I have to go out again in an hour or so as well. I'm not sure if a cup of tea is a good idea. What would polywave do...?

The problem here is that free market competition has forced each into exclusive monopolies on features and functionality, respectively. We need a new competitor to combine the best qualities of each for an unreasonable price.

Anyway, the whole concept is impractical. I would never actually buy one.

Fuck you! I fucking hate poseurs like you. Fucking 'free market'. It's not about fucking capitalism, you fuckcandle, it's about the polywave versus the pegadrift. If you can't see that then you're some sort of faggy poseur who can just go back to the dark ages with the racists and Flemish.

Don't ever compare me to the Flemish.

WWPD - happily both pegadrift and polywave agree that this is a good idea. They both recommend coffee.

Because they're both owned by PepsiCo, you ignorant fucks. You're fueling the monster.

While I'm in this thread, does anyone fancy a game of Mornington Crescent?

If so, Euston.

Fuck yes, let me get my tube map.

I don't know what that means, but I'm assuming you must be British to play.