Where will you be in 5 years...?
 

:confused: Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now .....in terms of life, career, or relationship goals? Or whatever aspirations in life you think are important.

bald.

I wouldn't want to know. Right now, I'd say no place guud.

I know, some things are gonna obviously occur whether you want them to or not, but I sorta meant about yr life in general...

I'll be rockin' out.

Married

hopefully working as a full-time x-ray technician.

and forever out of the hellhole that is the legal field.

Rob, is that a shithorn growing out of her forehead or is she just glad to see you? hee

i hate that question.
i dont want to know.
spoil surprises.
makes no sense what yousee, things will happena nd change it.

Married to knox with seven kids.

Sold house, pile of cash in my pocket, travel.

University or college.

Maybe, maybe not. Most people with half a brain eventually get around to thinking about their own destiny. Some things are within your realm, some things are predestined. Those who live in the here-and-now will have to grow up at some point.

in a house made out of gold and platinum.

my half a brain does not want to spoil the surprise.

whatever i wanted to be doing now that i had planned has changed.

all the changes were for the best.

when i was younger i used to think that making long term plans would help and prevent things. i was wrong.

so the more i grow up, the more i want to keep an open mind about everything.

and that way i guess less anxiety, frustration and more happiness.

so before you use your patronizing tone, you might wanna consider that people are different.

for me, the planning approach doesn't work. I am much too spontaneous and dynamic. The best things that have ever happened to me were by surprise and I think that is because I am not afraid of change and I can spot opportunities.

I feel too confined and unhappy within the boundaries of plans, instead I dream of unexpected changes. which happen to me all the time.

the less fear i have, the less plans i have the more good things happen to me. i like it like that.

the more i grow up the more i learn to live with uncertainties.

hoping to be alive, but hard to be sure


no prospects


no prospects


i just hope i can afford to get hair sowed into my head, my hair is falling out at an alarming rate

rich.
drunk.

yes this.

drunk and rich will be fucking good too.

The human race might be extinct in five years.

yes who cares!

and also if any human being is going to grow inside me itll be one.

Do you like my sig? :)

i wanted to write here and boast of my awesome goals but then i remembered that my jinx policy does not allow me to reveal my evil plans to the general public, for in the hands of others such dreams will be jinxed and consequently foiled.

how about some fake ones then:

coked out & aneurysm-damaged

or

derelict in the streets, smoking cigarette butts picked from the sidewalk

or

body discarded, personality uploaded to the interwebs