Ideal birthday presents
 

This is class.I want one for my next birthday:
http://www.stupid.com/stat/VOOP.html

The more i look at it,the more i'm pissing myself.

cool, id love a potato head Darth Vader.

i like it porkmarras its pretty funny. think i should get one as well, not that i actually use toothpicks.

Toilet & Bowels might want to have a look at this:
http://www.stupid.com/stat/GLOS.html

if i had me a toilet girl, i'd get her one of those.

maybe you could buy for one of the strippers?

money is an ideal gift for everybody

Gonna voodoo yo ass!

Oh! My ideal birthday present is

It'd be good to have a murder victim knife holder like that toothpick holder, I'd use it more then

wouldn't mind one of these for my birthday

Someone from the board was giving lamps out as birthday presents. I want a lamp.