my friend's first daughter was born...
 

... a couple of days ago. her name is Stella Ophelia G______, AKA Ziggy Stardust G______, AKA The Notorious S.O.G.

she came into this world weighing nine pounds, nine ounces and without teeth...






wish her luck >>>>>

9 pounds! What a heifer!

*heifer


and yes, that is a big ass baby.

10 teeth! What a shark!

are you the proud secret father?

fessssss..... ;)

give it ten months and post more pictures so the men here can decide how they feel.

want a fucking horrible thing to say about a 1 day year old girl.

I calls them likes I sees them. But yeh, you're right, probably not the kindest remark to make about a newborn.

My wife and I were acquaintances with a couple whose baby looked like the Michelen tire guy. We would actually break out into hysterics after they'd leave our house because it was just so obvious. "Michelen baby!"

maybe the dingo ate yr baby.

Hard to say. At least it didn't get the ones I had with my wife.

haha elaine.