Going bald
 

i'm definitly going bald now. my hair is long and undershaved but in the shower its practically raining off. any other bald sygers? i want to have the mad professor look or just completly shaved. don't want billy corgan esque comb over shit

i'm not losing my hair but some are turning grey already. how old are you?

My family have very good hair. It's ridiculous and unmanageable, but most of the men have hair until well into their 70s. Those who don't die on the way, obviously. Sorry fella.

I'm 21. 21.

hell, i'm twenty and i'm getting grey hairs. it's all genetics and crap. thank god mine are only visible when my hair is wet. otherwise they disappear in my curls.

Fucking hell you're young. I thought you were older. What with the not talking utter cack all the time. Are you sure you're 21?

I'm not so sure about that. I'm sure I was an utter twat when I was 21. I see young people about from time to time. Fucking idiots, the lot of 'em.

But you're special my dear.

I got lucky. my little brother inherited my grandfather's hair and he has had a chrome-dome for the last 15 years.

sadly, my son has the same blonde hair. better him than me, I guess.

i've a couple of grey hairs, i don't think i'm getting bald yet. turned twenty one a couple of weeks ago.

i turned 21 in november

as male-pattern baldness has been linked to high levels of testosterone, the only cure, ironically enough, is a pair of scissors.

you must use them to cut off yr balls.

yep

I had a full head of hair well into my 40s and then it started going fast. When it goes it's best to cut your hair (whatever is remaining) as short as possible. I've been going with a very close buzz for years. Helps that I have a fairly smooth and unbumpy scalp.

Ugh i don't want to end up in tan clarks and jeans like gmku. I think i'll leave it long for a bit yet

not precisely high testosterone but high dihydrotestosterone, which also fucks up yr prostate.

now that's male pattern baldness. there's a female pattern baldness too.

hair loss however can be caused by other things-- shit like malnutrition, stress, diabetes, ringworm... and shitty hair of course.

one of my wife's wimmenz friends has this joke that male baldness is from doing a lot of maneuvering under the covers, if you know what I mean. So I wear my baldness proudly.

We baldies also have a number of great role models. Larry David, for instance.

i thought you were going to say george costanza, but sure

patrick stewart and foucalt pull it off.

that's it, i'm cutting off my balls.
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