I have returned
 

Wassup SYG? Anything new since I took hiatus?

no.

I figured as much.
Rephrase: Have any notable members left or any interesting new ones come?

amerkangod is convinced that if he keeps up this subterfuge facade of self-confidence and threats to show us his dick we will believe it to be of above normal size, when in fact we all know that it is smaller than appropriate and he has no intentions to send the picture, and the 5 posts he made threatening to do so were all an attempt to make SYG believe that he is packing the heat enough to back up that level of confidence.

amerikangod, please, if you insist on posting your dick, post it somewhere people actually give a shit.

sway left, were you here for swaygate?

he came back as keeping it simple, whose posts when read are like gazing into some horrible void between dimensions were you see some alternative reality version of yourself in unfathomable hell.

americangod is newish, and he just talks about his dick. knox is new aswell and she is ok, but not annoying enough or doing anything ive seen to make her particularily stand out. because i don't read peoples posts beyond enough to make a reply and be a dick. chicka is back, and artsygrrl. and anngella made a good post about cum. can't think of much else.

catanky seems to have dissappeared, no doubt off in some alcoholic binge proving herself to someone who isn't really there. we all wait in silent prayer for her return.

everyone is still generally the same asshole they were before you left and we are all playing the same games of trying to look clever and cool on the internet. i'm not the person to ask, i don't pay attention to anyone else and just stew in my own bitterness.

the past few weeks have been really vitriolic and bitter, more so than usual anyway. there is less camaraderie and a lot more tension and fighting going on. there have been some really stupid right wing posts by people who seem utterly morally vacuous and try to argue that its worth the murder of over a million people to get rid of 1 dictator, but those people threw a name calling hissy fit so i don't talk to them anymore, lest they get cranky.

i want to quit more with every post and every word posted by every other stupid asshole. but it's addictive, like masterbation, in a really dumb way that keeps you coming back for more when your doing nothing else.

fucking-A ni'k, where do get the time for all of your lengthy but potent responses? Keep up the fucking good work brother, you are the top poster on SYG in regards to moding people

i think the key to my success, if that is what you percieve it as, is that i can't even tell if you are being sarcastic or not right now, and never can, and that is the default position i start from in every post i make, indeed, in every social interaction aswell.

all these dick references sound like the rantings of desperately lonely, sex-starved mother fucker who is dying to show someone, oh please God anyone, his dick cuz it is been on hiatis for so long folks in town are not quite sure it ever even existed in the first place.

howdy alan

long time no post eh my friend (your not my friend)

youve been sorely missed alas not by us

nik is a man?

yes.

i made that mistake for sure

nearly ended up having intersex with the dude:o

yeah, but when you made that mistake you rescued yourself with considerable wit and all was saved.

Cantankerous isn't around. That's all you need to know.

i have been mistaken for female quite a lot. i find it quite complimentary.

well, compared to some of these guys, i'd say yes.

yeah, but i still appreciate her sentiment.

i'd prefer the term stereotypical.

who said sway is KIS????

i did, but i was making reference to how they are both posters that exude a curdling creepiness when it comes to libidinal matters.

i kind of said it just to see how kis would react, he just remained silent. it would be so fucking absolutely twisted if he was sway, faking englishness in a return trying to salvage some of his fractured ego with a new persona that could be presented as straight, with none of the scandal that was revealed during his ignominious departure.

at least then it would have made have to reading his posts almost tolerable.