What The Hell Is Mike Patton Doing? (Brisbane Edition NSFW)
 

well?

The answer to this question is always "being a cunt".

he appears to be screaming about his tiny peepee.

is this an Australian thang?

yes, australia is full of beautiful women and men with tiny peepees.

it's a shame, really. they want it all, but they can't have it. :(

maybe Kylie Minogue can help him out?

you posted the picture, and surely you've seen that he has it stretched as far as it will go. :(

isometric?

is kylie over 40 yet? why is she still so hot?

Sucking -- like he always does.

also see: Ruining everything.

doin' the locomotion keeps her lotion flowin like magic potion

her ass is fantastic, but honestly, there's better looking women on this board.

is that mike patton ^^ ?

this is mike patton

Almost identical to what I was going to say. But I would have used the word "tosser".

is a "tosser" one who reams out assholes?

this man has to be one of the worst people alive.

Obviously being the best person to ever do anything ever. As usual.

a tosser is the same as a wanker, but it's less rude