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Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.02.2010 04:08 AM
Can I get larger balls without paying for them?
 

 


I have trouble getting mine into the hoops.


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At least I thought it was clever.

floatingslowly 03.02.2010 09:25 AM
infections are cheap.

take a rusty cheese grater, poop on it and use it to scrub your balls vigorously.

they should be big and red after a few minutes.

yr welcome.

shabbray2.0 03.02.2010 10:07 AM
are there different colors available?

artsygrrl 03.02.2010 07:51 PM
Yes, Dr., you can. Wrap a thick rubber band tightly around yr balls. They will swell to an admirable size, but unfortunately will shrivel and fall off in due time.

floatingslowly 03.02.2010 07:52 PM
you speak with experience. :eek:

artsygrrl 03.02.2010 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by floatingslowly
you speak with experience. :eek:
haha, you don't know the half of it.

floatingslowly 03.02.2010 08:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by artsygrrl
haha, you don't know the half of it.
sweet glowin' jesus.

I shall not be altered!

jon boy 03.02.2010 08:46 PM
my balls are golden (ever since my accident).

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.02.2010 10:02 PM
You guys are preverts.

artsygrrl 03.03.2010 07:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by floatingslowly
infections are cheap.

take a rusty cheese grater, poop on it and use it to scrub your balls vigorously.

they should be big and red after a few minutes.

yr welcome.

hahahaha! The visual makes me tingle "down there".

phoenix 03.03.2010 07:42 AM
permanently or?

SYRFox 03.03.2010 08:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson
You guys are preverts.
what's wrong with jacques prévert?
 

verme (prevaricator) 03.04.2010 09:49 AM
 


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