my girlfriend is a zombie!!!!!
 

but then again, so am i. thaught id give a little update as i havent posted in a while. just moved into a new house in bath, its all very posh with a view and radiators that work. currently stealing neighbours wireless reception. still jobless, but trying to remedy that through some generous cv handouts. struggling with eyesight due to need of glasses. listening to boredoms...

i'm scared. but behind the mask of an evil blood spattered zombie probably lies the heart of a total softee.

thats just a head on a stick.

That's pretty sweet.....lucky.

I hear zombies are quite fragile in bed, though.

Yeah, but it's worth the pay off, there's more holes to fuck, so instead of just 3, you have variety.

you're girlfriend has a good beared on her.


haha only joking

The best skull fuck around.

At least a smiling one.Some zombies can be rather grim company to be with,you know?

Excellent!

how did this work out for you?