If you had to pick a superpower in exchange of sex
 

Or rather, a sexual organ. So the question is, if you could have any super power you wanted, but had to have your sexual organs removed, would you? AND if so, what would you chose?

Fuck no.

Or maybe no to fuck?

Cumming is the best superpower there is.

I've always wanted the ability to travel through time.
Time traveling powers = maybe.

How am I expected to piss in the future without a schlong?

I wouldn't want goofy laser dildo arms.

my superpower will be orgasm-eyebeams.

I'm looking at YOU, chatty cougar.

thats because you've never felt the sensation of shooting fire out of your hands.

no, but I want to. do tell.

that sounds explosive. would you rob banks or save humanity (through fucking)?

which gives me a good reason to post this. I'm pretty much with deadpool except for #3. the captain gets one thing right.



I would like the power to shape refuse into large unwieldy vibrators.

fucking for everrrrrybody!

my sexorgan is a super power

maybe for invisibility/teleportation/time manip

All of the above happens when I bust a nut.

hmmm, doesn't shapeshifting kind of break the rules? i mean, you can make the shape of a penis pretty easily... or a tampon... actually, yes, i want to shapeshift. i'd be a tampon 7 days of the week

Well, in a certain sense, you already are, aren't you.

/burn

i'd smell worse than i already do

you'll be sorry



FUCK NO

lasers are pretty cool though.

what happens if you shapeshift again while in there

I choose Russia for my superpower.

i choose iceland, sleeping giants.

lawlz