You haven't "lived"
 

until you _______

fuck a catholic priest?

have been squirted out yr mama's vag...

have died.

you wanted to die (alcohol/drugs)

you live in the big city

hear Vision Creation Newsun on acid.

smiled

5 out of 7 ain't bad.

eaten an oyster and listened to Fairuz (ideally at the same time).

gone ice fishing.

started a cult.

anyone up for living?

...until you've been homeless. Not necessarily true, but definitely something I wouldn't want to remove from my life.

does sleeping on couches count, or do I have to actually be exposed to the elements?

*making list - checking twice*

pls see rep

^ I'd qualify as homeless....

Well, I was mostly sofa surfing, but I did do a bit of sleeping rough. It made me realise that having mates is a genuinely awesome and sometimes life-saving thing.

in that case, color me homeless (but not houseless).

my next home is in the future, where it's warm and bright.

ditto. Homeless also in the mix. done jail time - more than an over nighter.

have taken a dump.

Reminds me of my existentialism professor's stand-up routine about the time she was homeless.

It was dreadful (the routine).