The Second Annual UK Noise Conference
 

Saturday 10th July
NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! & TRANSIENT CONSTELLATIONS PRESENT:
THE 2ND ANNUAL UK NOISE CONFERENCE
@ Old Blue Last, 38 Great Eastern Street, EC2A 3ES
5pm-1:30am | £6 advance | £8 on the door
http://www.wegottickets.com/event/83022
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=124303524257943
http://www.last.fm/event/1549207

We're back for a second year of Noise mayhem. Bigger, longer, LOUDER, more bands, and even an afterparty where we'll be getting all of our noise tapes out for the DARKEST party Shoreditch has ever seen!

ASHTRAY NAVIGATIONS - Legendary psychedelic noise musician
http://www.myspace.com/ashtraynavigations

TEAM BRICK - Invada Records' star signing and BEAK> collaborator
http://www.myspace.com/teambrick

GUM TAKES TOOTH - Expansive electrified drums. Breath taking live.
http://www.myspace.com/gumtakestooth

FUCK KNUCKLES - 1 guitar, 6 amps. DOOM! Your rib cage may shatter
http://www.myspace.com/fuck_knuckles

CEMENTIMENTAL - Professional face melter
http://www.myspace.com/cementimentalnoise

BBBLOOD - harshest of all harsh noise. Sounds like abject horror
http://www.myspace.com/bbblood

RYAN JORDAN - bone crushing beats and epileptic fit inducing light show
http://www.doc.gold.ac.uk/~ma701rj/

POLLUTIVE STATIC - noise pollution from Der Bunker Records supremo
http://www.myspace.com/pollutivestatic

FMG - Moist Lips Records, sounds like the sky tearng open. Played ZXZW
http://www.myspace.com/weshouldkilltime

GIRL MOUNTAIN - Upset the Rhythm favourite bringing the noise
http://www.myspace.com/girlmountain

SLOPPY SECONDS - Non-dimensional rabbits dissolve notions of time and space
http://www.myspace.com/sloppysecondsbanned

JUAREZ - International continigent from Australia! Supported Magik Markers
http://www.myspace.com/yrfaceisarapescene

SECRET GUEST PERFORMANCE later in the night by a long time NOISE LEGEND and pioneer in their genre!

Tickets are £6 advance, £8 on the door.

fuck i wish i could go to this!

Get a job and visit, you lazy bum!

i'm too special to work.

give me your money and i will go.

Oh you are special, nick. You really aaaareee.

yeah i know.

you should feel lucky even to be allowed to pay for my flights, tickets and accomodation.

Nice bill by Rajinder. CURIOUSLY OMITTING ME.

Are you meant to be playing too?

Nah, I was hassling Rajinder about putting me on a while ago. I'd be surprised if he didn't lurk, so it's worth getting the digs in. He hasn't added himself to the bill , which he should because he's awesome. awesome

If i have a job, i may well get my arse down for this one, ive meant to see Ash Nav for ages but hes always been inconvenient.
If you are playing, can you let me know who you are so i can shout internet heckles at you?

I'm not playing, but I am playing Supernormal. I'll tickle that thread closer to the time.

I missed Team Brick at this. Ashtray Navigations were possibly the best I've ever seen them. They really have this way of starting to play with a bang, this time in a dancey, psych-tinged manner. In short, they
rocked. It doesn't look like they will make it on the Supernormal line up for various reasons, though. Glice I've said hello briefly to your mate and gave him some leaflets. He looked a bit stressed, possibly because he was about to pull the plug on Fuck Knucles, who still managed to crawl back to his pedals and unleash more mayhem.

Ha! Cool. I'll try and make it along next year, if he's doing it again. By all reports a good time was had by all. Well done everything.

Yes, it was a good evening.