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DeadDiscoDildo

06.15.2010 03:14 PM

Jesus is on fire!

A giant statue of Jesus in Ohio was strike by lightning and went up in flames. Apparently it was not solid rock, but rather cheap styrofoam (sp?) with a metal rod inside it....basically Jesus had a lightning rod up his ass all this time...

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 DmUZ3d1tTbWg&start1&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtub e.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOqbeo5A6ujE&start2&authorName

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...sus-fire_N.htm

FreshChops

06.15.2010 03:23 PM

+1 Point - Satan

DeadDiscoDildo

06.15.2010 03:26 PM

Indeed

ni'k	06.15.2010 03:54 PM

old news. i already killed jesus. hey, you want the sex you give me the money. otherwise how am i supposed to do business?

!@#$%!

06.15.2010 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

AWESOME

DeadDiscoDildo

06.15.2010 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ni'k

old news. i already killed jesus. hey, you want the sex you give me the money. otherwise how am i supposed to do business?

whoa you fucked jesus and killed him? so metal!

ni'k	06.15.2010 04:06 PM

the only thing metal was the urethral ornaments i adorned for the process.

THATS RIGHT:

Satan

06.15.2010 04:10 PM

my greatest accomplishment

automatic bzooty

06.15.2010 04:57 PM

i've driven by this thing so many times.

space

06.15.2010 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreshChops

+1 Point - Satan

I don't know. if I believed in satan, I'd have to believe in jesus, and then, I'd believe that jesus would have done it himself.

and by himself, I mean, Himself, of course.

FreshChops

06.15.2010 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by space

I don't know. if I believed in satan, I'd have to believe in jesus, and then, I'd believe that jesus would have done it himself.

and by himself, I mean, Himself, of course.

I didn't believe in either one until this undeniable, twisted act of the devil. Now, I have to believe in both.... Game on!

DeadDiscoDildo

06.15.2010 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

i've driven by this thing so many times.

What? That means we are very close to eachother...

wanna get...very close to eachother?

jk, im an eternal perv.

One of my good friends, did our album art, loves metal, loves satan....capitalized on this!

Hail Satan Mother FUcker!

verme (prevaricator)

06.15.2010 05:23 PM

wtf are you talking about? satan can't throw lightnings.

DeadDiscoDildo

06.15.2010 05:28 PM

Hail Thor mother fuckers?

davenotdead

06.15.2010 06:24 PM

its obvious God did it because it was shoddy craftsmanship

DeadDiscoDildo

06.15.2010 06:32 PM

Apparently they are spending nearly 1 million to rebuild it...

instead of giving that money to the poor or charitys...

If they do that, I hope someone just burns it down instead of lightning..

Satan

06.15.2010 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

wtf are you talking about? satan can't throw lightnings.

LIKE HELL I CAN'T

Rob Instigator

06.16.2010 08:47 AM

Touchdown Jesus!

Keeping It Simple

06.16.2010 06:13 PM

It looks like a giant statue of Barry Gibb.

DeadDiscoDildo

06.17.2010 08:39 AM

^^For once you made me giggle

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