amazing poem re: life, internet, celebrity, tits
 

If I were Lizzy Caplan’s tits I wouldn’t feel so blue
You’d look for me on Google and you’d image search Yahoo
You wouldn’t rest a second ‘til you somehow tracked me down
But I’m not Lizzy Caplan’s tits; you don’t know I’m around

If I were Lizzy Caplan’s tits I’d surely make you smile
You’d look at me each morning and you’d save me to a file
You wouldn’t once forget me, you would seek and you’d persist
But I’m not Lizzy Caplan’s tits; you don’t know I exist

I could be Sienna topless
Or the vag that Britney flashed
But I’m certain once you searched for those
They’d only end up trashed

No, if I had it all to do again here’s what I’d be
The one thing that I know for sure would make you look for me
Instead of this pathetic creature lacking looks and wits
I would be so happy to be Lizzy Caplan’s tits




wish i had written it

fuck. that made my skin crawl. yr a sick fucker and need help.

did i miss that post? i don't recall cybering with verme, so i d k

that was hot.

sometimes, you have to be very fast to catch him.

and...I remember it. you guys weren't very secret about it.

drink less ice, bro.

yeah i need to cut back on the ice.

need to exercise more.

Lizzy Caplan's tits are extraordinary. That poem brought a tear to my cock.

you mean you wish you were a depressed, lovesick teenage girl?





if so, you'd have to shave. a lot.

any1 that licks this pome is a racist PIG
FUCK U

fucking hell....STOP.

I like to fingerpaint pictures of Mr. T with my vomit.

now thats a poem.
now thats literature.
now that sets my heart on fire.

lizzy caplan looks pretty hot in the new episode of party down

awesome show by the way. great episode. finale next weekkk

that poem...is beautiful.