RIP Alex Higgins
 

The Hurricane has left the table.

looking at him at the end of his life it looks like a blessing that he finally died. i remember watching him when i was a kid, he was great. RIP.

RIP to the legend that inspired many

Inspired many to become chain-smoking alcoholics who frequently get into fights and arguments getting themselves banned from many places?

no, the other thing you dog forsaken clown

He probably did more to popularise snooker than anybody before or since.

Fuck! One of those old-world people who was somehow simultaneously a prize cunt and eminently respectable. There's another of my fantasy pub meetings gone.

And again, why take him and not Clarkson?

Because Clarkson isn't a prize cunt. Now you on the other hand.

He was the Mark E Smith of snooker, and he even looks just like MES in that one.

He looks nothing like MES in that one. :rolleyes:

That last sentence is syntactically very strained. I'd recommend a comma after the 'you', and an ellipsis at the end. Without that, the 'comedy' is just lost...

And of course you're being ironic. No-one could possibly think Clarkson is anything other than a prize cunt.

clarkson is almost as much of a cunt as cameron although he takes the cunt crown.

what a pair of successful cunts

i know! it makes me think that over half the uk is made up of cunts.

That's because half of the UK is made up of cunts. Take you, jon boy and Glice for example. All grade A fucking cunts.

You're a cunt. Now shut up.

As you say, Britain's populated mostly by cunts. In mine and Jon Boy's case, we're the witty, erudite and dashing kind of cunt that you wouldn't leave within a ten mile radius of your bird; you, however, fit more into the should've been a stillborn/ witless turd category of cunts.

Only a cunt would make excuses for being a cunt.

Only an utter cunt would decry other people for being cunts whilst displaying the properties of cuntitude in such an asinine and guileless fashion.

Cunts are ok. They garner a bit of respect and can often be the difference between a good time and a mediocre one. It's the wankers you need to avoid. I'd much rather live in a country full of cunts than one filled with wankers.