The "You know you're Lame if..." thread
 

:p ...and it can be anything. Anything at all.

You know you're lame if....
You check "Your Settings" constantly.

You wake up one morning in a flat in the Big Apple with Keeping It Simple.

you know you're lame if you complain that the board has "gone to shit"

you wake up in the morning to realize it's past noon (guilty)

you're eating cereal at 1:28 in the morning

when you drink yr poppa's piss! oh yeah

When your social life has retreated almost entirely to the internet.

when rap videos by idiot dutch kids make you happy.

if you're me.

If you call people 'mank scozzas'.

if you fall in love with football in the age of 29.

Thanks for the giggle

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dead-Air again.

you smoke yr lunch instead of eating it;)

your legs don't work.

you smoke so much weed you don't even ENJOY the shit anymore.

you tell yourself that your smoker's cough is a cold

You wish.

you know you're lame if you call it "the big apple" (dead air this is not a shot at you)

you know you're lame if you're keeping it simple.