spasmless orgasm
 

Hi!

Have any of you ever had a period of time where all your orgasms came out muffled, as in you went through the motions until you were just about to explode and then....the feelings just evaporate like a candle being blown out, total anti-climax, but you feel yourself physically cumming (guys gizzing, girls muscles tightening etc). Fucking frustrating as all hell, I feel like I'm getting ripped off.

IF so, how did you break yourself out of it? Is it emotional, related to external life issues, or just a physical thing?

Halp!

try playing easy listening music next time. that or SYR8. you choose.

make sure you're listening to paul simon when you blow your load.

I've tried Bon Jovi, I've tried Marvin Gaye. I've tried to imagine nicolas cage and keanu reeves DP'ing me while russell crowe watches. Nothing helps.

Someone relating might!

isn't it because you're worrying about the rent?

or lol
you feel like the other person does not DESERVE it?

or
you feel like you don't deserve it.

No...thats not it. Is that what it was for you? It just...disappeared.

you should not focus on orgasm and instead just focus on enjoying it.

i think that happens to anyone but it'd surely be annoying to go through a period of it.

but do you girls have that thing, when you feel like the other person does not deserve it? yeah cunt keep trying.

i mean i thought subconsciously tht could be it.

i have no idea what im talking bout actually im sorry i cant help.

Okay, yes, but eventually when those culmination feelings arrive, but it doesnt crest, it leaves a distinct missing mark feeling. You know? No? Your pussy is having an orgasm and you arent. This is a problem that I'd love to fix.

Sonofabitch no! I was relying on you two!

Oh hell yeah, I've definitely withheld on account of the partner. But this isnt it, I'm talking about masturbation, fine plastics and smooth vibrations.

im sorry.
im sure SHE can help:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxXES...eature=related

HAHAHA oh my god, I totally forgot about sue johanson!!! Dont you hail from the UK? I love that you've come across her!! I spent my teens watching her show at 11. I once called when I was 15 because of how it still hurt months later after losing my virginity but was denied by the switchlady.

I really should call her, actually.

fucking switchlady.

but i think she's a bit homophobic isn't she?

whenever a boy says no sue it's my boyfriend she goes like OH OK.

I liked it when somebody called about anal beads and she was like
why would you wanna do that? don't do that.

3000 for you, knox.

Really? are you SURE?!? heh, never noticed that. It would be sorta out of place for her to be that way, especially in toronto, I dont recall that at all.

Haha, anal beads. Someone at a sex shop lured me away from them actually, and I'm glad, as she explained how nasty the string would get since you cant really clean it properly. Rubber is the way to go.

ok im sue. you call i say hello alteredcourse what seems to be the problem?

you tell me.

i say don't worry about it, just don't worry about it.

it's only natural we go through periods.

you're happy and i say something about condoms.

but i gotta confess when i read the title of the thread i thought:

i hope thats not a band.

No no, no band. I just wanted to have a title that would sort of roll off the tongue (and into my pussy, causing convulsions and a full body spasm into the ocean that is a nice satisfying cum-spree.)

This period has lasted about three years, so...yeah. I'm kind of sick of it.

I think I'm going to take my pussy on vacation. Just me and her. And whatever crawls by.