I'm in my 3rd seamonster now
 

it's tingly :o

describe the barnacles populating on the undercarriage of the beast. use many adjectives please, and tell me how the small symbiotic parasites on the genitals tickle, and use colorful verbs please, as we are all adults here.

I saw this thread, thought "damn, I wish that *I* had posted that", saw that apparently I had...and cackled.

I ♥ you.

I am a terrible person.

I need to read those.. it is weird shit.

i just read them. it was the dialogue that gave me wood