where is the sheen meme thread?
 

priceless

http://livethesheendream.com/

rolling out magic, bro.

Charlie Sheen is my hero.

I really dont find the latest celebrity melodrama all that interesting actually.

^ I don't care what his deal is really. The dood can do whatever he wants....but I just love his quotes. He's out of his mind.

protip: hot chicks at parties dig the sheenisms like hot face melting ordnance dropping warlocks to the ground.

hell, all I have to do is say his name and MY smoothbody drops her panties faster than a G6. like a G6 like a G6.

winning!

Fuck off.

don't make me make you cry, corky.

He will fuck off...
...on the chin of a fucking GODDESS!

Losing? sorry no. WINNNING!

duh.

I am made of dragonblood and ninjashoes.

I challenge any and all to a sheen-off including charles.

a quick forum search of my name and the word "warlock" should provide significant proof as to who will come out on top of this slag heap of melted fuel rods and dishwashing cast calls with no return.

I don't get called back. I do the calling. explode that into yr tiny briney brains, boogery fingered apes.

I just make a direct connection with my fucking warlock mind and skip phone calls alltogether.

My cum is a mixture of tiger's blood and jesus's sweat. Yes Jesus existed but he was an Alien. I stole Beck's time machine and went back and fucked Christopher Columbus's mother in the ass and founded America.

I am a descendant of the rare lizard people of Atlantis, transending higher than you children of the apes, who still havent evolved enough to realize two and a half men suck ass.

you simply took the golden words which I so graciously gave and remixed them into a clown rape of lizardmen and sunken cities.

everyone knows that Atlantis has been found in Spain yet I dont hear you speaking for queen and country in your mother's tongue.

speaking of your mother's tongue, with a little bit of superforce and promises, you might be able to dislodge it from my poopbox before she reaches the stomach where all she'll taste is fugu sushi eaten with the poison sacks intact.

bringing Jesus into this was just tacky. yr a fucking goblin to make fun of my godfleshed goddess' Jewish heritage like that, José. find a bridge to crawl under and suck goat dick for change.

Your days are numbered. Your time has come, old man.

Lay off my baby :mad: if you want to live.

wtff

yeah....I love it.