Elizabeth Taylor is gone
 

Died this morning

she was hot like 50 years ago -

I'm torn between trolling with "who??" and "oh, so only hot people are worthy of grief?".

please choose whichever is more infuriating.

oh and...$10 says she fucked Micheal Jackson's pet monkey, Bubbles the Chimp.

I say she fucked Mike himself.

she had passed puberty and was female, so it's doubtful.

that said, I'm sure the monkey, Bubbles the Chimp, was subjected to unspeakable horrors from the both of them.

probably for the best.

She was England's other Elizabeth. The far, far more attractive one at that.

“Bubbles, you know I miss you. I haven’t seen you in ages. Do you remember me? You’re looking like you do,” she whispered. “I want to kiss you and I want to hug you, but I know I can’t because you’re so big.”


http://www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bi...e=50&num=32695