Hello i am Death welcome me
 

what do you call yourselves? no don't answer that because it really doesn't matter. just welcome me

everybody welcome the x-th incarnation of Cantankerous.

i shall be worshipped

Yawn.

Good morning.

why are you typing in my thread?

it would be much better if you dropped dead

this message board will deteriorate, if it hasn't already

Of course.

Absolutely.

Because I'm dead. Boooom!! DEAD! Got it? lol

it would really turn me on if you'd tie me up and give me an intense footjob

Is this going to be a funny sockpuppet, or another non-Pookie one (ie shit)?

Good morning treacle. Did you sleep well? XxX

if anything that is the only rational thing a man can do these days. i'm sure you and this genteel person have been aroused by each others fart gas while you're in his mothers basement all alone. you and your fart fetishes. my job is not an easy one

try cutting the connection of your internet. put that in the oven and see if it bakes

good morning baby.
look, i'm dead!! lol

and good morning to you sweety. i missed you

come to bed i've been waiting for you

DEEEEEAAAADDDDDD!!!:)

lol. it's amusing how you try to hide it even though i'm sure everyone on this message board is aware that you jerk off to the thought of the aroma of genteel deaths shitty farts. or maybe you yourself can't remember doing that, your username seems peculiar to me. it says password forgetter, it's evident your memory isn't so sharp to begin with