What if the apocalypse is tommorow?
 

OK, so the apocalypse is tomorrow. Of course, it isn't just a single day of chaos that will destroy the world, it's like a seven-day battle during which Heaven is open or something like that. But this is the time to act! It's time for the boldest plan in the history of mankind: to kill God!
And think a bit about this, if the apocalypse turns out to be real, it means God is real, and not the regular type of God, but the type of God in which people like pedophile priests and old ladies believe in. You know what I mean, right? And it means that a lot of other illogical and cruel stuff from the bible is true as well, right? Like the story of Abel and Cain, which kinda proves that God isn't a nice man. Or the fact that God told Adam not to eat the apple, which is like fascism.
So, what do you think? If the apocalypse is tomorrow, will you help in the epic struggle against our mischievous creator?

Oh fuck off. Please.

kinnikpasswordforgetter, you are a diarrhea-spouting dickwad.

I will prey for you tonight.

...my, aren't WE in a mood today.

God here, I'm sorry that it took me so long to end it all, but I've been busy babysitting Satan's twin matress. please leave a message below and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done murdering all the Muslims.

I never attack someone verbally unless they are being self-righteous and pompous, which I perceived you to be.
Now, about those bones: Small ones would be great! Could you fashion one for a nose-ring as well?

if it was the apocolypse tomorrow i would eat a lot of fucking cake tonight

I love you.

It's no big deal to post about not believing in God. I seriously don't give a shit if you believe in God or not.
You communicate yr thoughts in a vile and hateful manner. And you are damn old enough to know better. You ARE kinda fun to fuck with, tho.

What the fuck is your problem?

SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP

What if this conversation makes me so hot ?

Please don't fight, after all, we are brothers in all of this! You should probably just hug, and if not, I'll pray day and night, hoping that Science and the United Nations will bring an end to your loathsome conflict.

Two threads?

...um...it's now tomorrow....not a cloud in the sky.

to spoil the view but its raining


raining in myyyy heart