I'm a single man again.
 

..... AAAANNNNDD IIITTTT FEEEELSSS SO RIIIIIIIGGHTTT!!!

you're all a bunch of fuckers

Did You Thank Based God?

No but I totally fucked a hot ass slut. :)

Every time I cum in/on something I praise Based Christ.

Is Based God really serious? I mean, he can't be? Can he?

He is serious.

For he is God.

boooooooring

Have you heard I'm Gay or any of his serious tracks. He's intelligent.

Yeah Im Gay is like the most profound record of this year.

Can someone please recommend me some Based God so I know what the hell everyone is talking about.

Also if Based God is that rapper - then whats that guy on tumblr that everyone here is always talking about (Hayden)? I'm talking about that white, hipster-lookin dude that said something about all black girls being ugly.

Hayden must know what i'm tlaking about.

how many females have you screwed since becoming single? if it's zero, you're failing as a single guy

^ read the thread bro

tldr

1. this is good news right Joe? If so then YAAAAAH

2. Based God = Lil B, he's good.

...cool..

Oh yeah, def. good news. I did the much-deserved dumping.

If you had seen my latest piece of gothic ass. There'd be no question about the quality of this news. :cool:

She beat me in Smash Bros bro....NOBODY beats me in Smash Bros (in my defense, it was the N64 version lol).

I had sex again tonight.

woah dude, you come far less often than Hayley's Comet. Kudos.

Tonight was also the first time I ever licked a girl out.

~ SEXUAL CONFESSIONS ~