Glice wipe your cock.Too many pms.
 

Cock is a four letter word.

I did it, with my cock.

Send us your msn id again please.

Done and done.

In case anyone else reading is wondering, I'm currently masturbating into a pie (cherry, seeing as you're curious) on a webcam.

Good stuff! I would make some kind of double entendre/pun about pies and 'cream' but I just can't form the words. Make your own up!

Brilliant thread.

But who is Iain really? Can he possibly be two people? The confusion spreads like influenza...

Iain isn't a real person. None of us are. We're all just a figment of CHABIB's imagination really.

He has a really dull imagination.

Yes. He does.

I agree.

It's all me now. The imposter has been vanquished. Although his words got me a nice clutch or rep points.

it would only be polite to return the favour, i imagine.