Porky's 8000th.
 

What shall we do to celebrate Porkmarras's 8000th post?

Shall I do a poll?

Yes, why not.

i'm officially the saddest human being on the planet.

holy fuck 8000????

Get the kettle on Porky.

I chose the 4th option of course..

Ok.I'll have my unofficial housewarming party thrown in there too.then.

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Tea and Cake! Tea and Cake!

I took the duck option. Ducks are always a good option.

Tea and cake man. I've never had British Tea

Earl Grey...you have & you don't realize it maybe.

Feeding the ducks is always a nice thing to do.

I read that as 'Feeling the ducks', which isn't much fun if I'm honest.

Foxes, however...

In my experience, ducks can be real assholes.


Geese can be troublesome.

Homer: gee thanks, I already knew that...some guy outside told me.

...foxes are great. Bats have really nice soft fur, so they're nice to stroke.

Well, there's no such thing as British Tea really. It's all grown in India or China or other places where the weather is conducive to tea growing (up the side of a mountain usually).

There is one company in the UK that makes tea from leaves grown in the UK but it is prohibitively expensive. No idea what it's like but I was planning on writing to them on the off chance they would send me some free tea bags. Never got round to it though.

Foxes are beautiful looking creatures but they strike me as being mean.

Well, I meant the kind of tea that is popular in the UK. Because nobody really drinks hot tea in the US. We drink sweetened ice tea