Happy Birthday HaydenAsche & SolidZach
 

Anybody said Happy Birthday to SolidZach & HaydenAsche yet?

If not SAY IT NOW.

HaydenAsche was born? I'd figured he was created in a scientific experiment that went badly wrong.

Happy Birthday guys!

Happy Birthday little brats.Hayden,don't overdose on caffeine for this special occasion.

happy birthday to the king of little shits. and solid zach, whoever he is.

auguri,happy birthday fine young men.enjoy your soup and go to bed earlier tonight.what the hell am i....oh.nevermind.dume de dum dum.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU TWO!

yeah, Hayden, happy birthday from me too mate

sweet sixteeeen!
lawlalw

go out, get drunk, and all that business
enjoy life today

Happy Birthday Hayden, hope you have a good day.

and

Happy Birthday SolidZach, i hope you too have a good'n

Yay. Have a good day.

I've made plans for tonight and I'm excited. People are buying me shots at the coffee shop when they get out of school and we're going to play Egyptian Rat Screw and stuff. I haven't played in ages. I'm going to kick ass.

Thank you for your wishes.

Also, to answer your question. I was less 'born' and more 'hatched'.

I recommend enjoying your youth while you still have it, that's the sort of thing coffin-dodgers like me say.

Actually, if you're sixteen, I recommend sending me pictures of your female friends in bras and panties. Yes, that's definitely what I want to say. Ignore that first bit.

I don't have the PM function or I definitely would.

hayden can go fuck himself.

happy birthday solidzach!!!

Happy Birthday dudes. I don't even remember my 16th birthday, do something lovely!

ps What is Egyptian Rat Screw?

Happy Birthday Hayden.

Oh, you too SolidZach, you name without a er...avatar?

I simply thought he had congealed in a gutter somwhere.

Just kidding. Have a good one Hayden. And Zach!

It's a card game. Everyone lays down one card at a time and you go around in circles. If someone lays down a face card you have so many chances to lay down another face card or they get the pile. king - 3, ace -4, jack - 1, queen - 2. If two of the same card are laid down at the same time(double) you can slap or if there is one card in between to of the same card(sandwich). It's terribly addicting. I got my ass kicked. I need to do schoolwork before I start the other festivities later.

happy birthday guys :)