Does anyone have advice on how to Trim Yr Pubes?
 

This is like the 4-5 time I've tried to trim but I can never seem to get it right, I always end up having a patchy uneven mess. Does anyone have any techniques that they would like to share? By the way I am a boy and have boy parts and those are the parts I'd like to trim, not shave, I want to leave a little fur but I'm a hairy guy and I have to take down that naughty jungle.

well you know how they make beard trimmers, right? get a beard trimmer. don't use scissors.

razor?

never. never use a razor.

Use something like this and....





...go at it.

beard trimmer? I got a nose hair trimmer with a beard & mustache attatchment...maybe I'll give that a shot...maybe I'll loost a nut, who knows.

*cringes*

^ if you do it that way you wont just loose pubes

my advice is DONT!

Why would you want to? Is this some kind of weird American thing. You're weird you Americans, weird, weird, weird.

A lot of people appreciate not going down on a thatchy jungle. It's called consideration.

Weird, I say...

my pubes just get sticky and smell really bad

Mine are fluffy and shiny after I've shampooed and combed.

if i was an aussie i could say 2did u see the size of that lizard in the bush"



ill get my coat.......................

No, you wouldn't. There is suburbia and cities in Australia, you know?

a friend once told be she knew a bloke who had his arse hair surgically removed because it was so thick that his shit would get stuck in it.

Known as 'dangle berries'.

Get some of that cream that desolves hair, Kojak style.

like nair? that is the most vile smelling shit ever.