i know how to get famous
 

just sell me your soul

I don't have one right now. Would you take an IOU?

Satan.

you really have to be satan to have so much rep in so little time.
i like your goat legs.

i took it when you weren't looking.

No, you didn't. Don't try to pull that bullshit. A friend of mine needed a soul to get married. He's giving it back after the big day.

beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice.

I don't think he was satan, instead a horrible person.

you're not getting the joke.

SOrry I am just tired from work.

Done and done.

you're also missing out on something that's secret for you but not so secret for everyone else.

I also miss a lot of things.Hold on I'm on the phone,so I can't think.

So I'm right? Because I'm pretty sure playing stoner, doom, or sludge is selling your soul.

I thought you were supposed to suck off tom cruise in a spaceship?

Long before Robert Johnson ever went down to the crossroads, violinist & composer Niccolo Paganini was rumored to have sold his soul to the devil in exchange for musical ability.

Evidence against this theory: Paganini's 5th Caprice actually prevented the devil from stealing The Karate Kid's soul (the devil settled for stealing Ralph Macchio's career instead).

Evidence in favor of this theory: When played on acoustic guitar, the virtuosity in his 24th Caprice really seems supernaturally inspired. Just take a look at this youtube video of this young girl playing it on a classical guitar or listen to this version of Carmina Burana arranged for solo banjo.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Paganini%20ingres&sa=N&tab=wi







The Violinist Niccolò Paganini
Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres, 1819
Pencil, 298 x 218 mm
Musée du Louvre, Paris

Is that solo banjo Carmina Burana the Sandy Bull one?
I love that record. Had it for many years.


It's gotta be. How many solo banjo Carmina Buranas can there be?

that's the ticket

She just practice a lot when she was little either on her own, or got beaten up to practice it. There is no hint of her selling her soul to the devil.

Fuck you, Satan.