What should i be wearing to meet porkmarras for the first time...
 

...and what should be my opening line?

"Would you be a dear and untie me, please?"

now pookantankerous has started a thread!!

can't top sc's line.

exactly. i'll just leave it at that. bravo.

oh, but to wear? i guess the line already implies ropes.

'Is it Bonfire night?There are so many fireworks in the sky.'

If ithere are a lot of fireworks in the sky, all you really need is a toga, if you now what for.

I hate you all.g

I normally just grunt a little when I first meet somebody. Are there rules?

If your planinng on sleeping with him, there are plenty, if not than no.

Just in case:

Rule #1 Don't over-talk about yourself.
#2 Don't trip on anything because this may cause you embarrasment.
#3 This is really important Don't Fart.

Other than that I say all is game.

a mini skirt and platform shoes.
works EVERY time.

Talk about how big your penis is and how you're a really, really wonderful person. Don't stop saying it. If you stop saying it, it ceases to be true. That's how I always do it.

And arguably why I'm sitting on the internet rather than doing something productive like wanking.

Watch out my dodgy directions and take it from there.

I generally whistle The Ramones's 'I wanna live' so that's a bonus.

I seem to have developed tinitus recently, so you'll have to speak up.

nothing

...apart from a cravat?

Neither of you should wear anything. Also, take pictures.

One of you say: "What did one snow man say to the other"
And the other says: "Smells like carrots"

That way you know you are really each other...

No so you won't confuse each other for other strangers, wear a shirt that has your name Pookie.

I have insider knowledge. He goes for guys in Hawaiian shirts, calf length shorts and boat shoes. "Kiss me quick" hats are an added bonus.

HaydenAsche, I will do my best to make sure that there are photos, but some pixellation may be necessary for the sake of decency.