How long does it take you to give an answer?
 

I'm generally slow.Not a quick thinker.What about you?I wear spandex.....i know gay 'n all that.

a moment

My jeans are 2% spandex.
Good for the biking.

i loathe the contact of synthetic fibers

I got some new pants (or 'underwear' for you linguistically third-world countries) the other day. They were a lot tighter than I'm used to, but most surprisingly snug. Synthetic and slinky, but a revelation in ball-holdage.

Pretty quick unless people are being narky at me, in which case I find them too funny to take seriously.

Cotton boxer shorts are absolutely the thing.

I can give an answer very quickly. that does not mean it is fully correct though.

I answer very quickly, then edit at a later date, once I've had chance to google a wittier response.

i'm very slow. in general, i eventually give up and do not give an answer.

i'm also very bad at making decisions. weighing pros and cons over and over...

This doesn't work in real life. If you try, you look foolish.

Sometimes I'm fast, sometimes I'm slow, sometimes I write all sorts of shit then don't even post it because it makes sense to me but I don't think other people would understand.
Run on sentence yo, I'm not editing it.

There are ways around it though - try scowling as if someone has said something very important. You'll usually get their attention then. After your pause, insert your witty riposte. If none comes, say, "No, sorry you carry on, I was just..." and trail off enigmatically.

I apologise in advance if you look like a total plank doing this.

As a youth I had the badge that said "If in doubt, mumble". I've lived my life by this principal.