What shall we do with the drunken sailor...
 

Earl-aye in the morning?

fuck him in his naval

ahoy matey

i just chose one for no reason

do you ever have a reason?

Give 'im a dose of salt and water. But if he does it again, then tie him to the tasffrail when she's yard-arm under.

Ask Caligaris mirror, of course.

i think drunken sailors get themselves in the position to be serially fucked, don't they? i mean all those horny men locked up in the middle of the ocean are always looking for a receptacle for their spunk.

Hoo-ray, and up he rises, early in the morning.

Problem solved lads, you can close the poll.