dear cantankerous,
 

unparalleled wisdom awaits you.

it's, you know, like an advice column.

Perhaps more like a Magic Eight Ball?

signs point to yes.

your lucky numbers
6, 15, 33, 26, 10

don't count on it.

"A carrot a day keeps cancer away"
-Some Fortune Cookie

If I owned a chinese resteraunt, I'd buy the fortune cookies with vulgar sayings and pass those out to customers. :)

it's not meant to be offensive saturnine,it's just for FUN!my fun!your fun!everybody's fun!!!!yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!tea makes my mind dizzy.

outlook not so good.

Dear Saturnine,
Kiss my ass,bitch,or i'll get you.

Yours
Kathleen Hanna

concentrate and try again.

Hush up 'Nine,if it wasn't for me posting on this thread most other people were bored by another copycat and meaningless missive of yours.

my sources say no.

hush up woman!What sources,eh?

reply hazy, try again.

hello everyone! It's me, Toilet & Bowels.

* goes back to do what he was doing earlier while yawning soundly*

Toilet!

my sources now tell me that porky knows toilette's password.