Fashion Advice.
 

It's come to our attention that Cantankerous and I are the only people on the board with good taste. Give us the occassion and we shall consult you on how to dress to impress, score guys, or just make an ass of yourself.

I dress better than you. Fact.

I have never seen how you dress, but I certainly know that I have great taste. Never mind Hayden.

i havent bought new clothes for myself in years .
i was given a pair of shorts a month and a half ago and they are all i wear . i am totally clueless .

Soooo 1991,honey!

agreed

I can appreciate looking at people who are fashionable, but I'm not into the latest trends.

Still awaiting photographic proof of that.

Yours

Anne Wintour

i'm a total swanky dresser so i dont need any fashion advice at all.

but ummmm

thanks anyway.

I am going to a football ("soccer") match tomorrow. What should I wear?

Your Chelsea FC shirt of coarse. ;)

Ah, but I'm not going to a Chelsea match, I'm going to watch Fulham. I'd get my head kicked in if I wore my Chelsea shirt.

In that case, you should go topless.

simple, Jeans and a t-shirt, no effort, although if your heading out straight afterwards bring a spiffy top.

nice "non-runner" like runners also, dont give them bouncers anything to bitch about, sketchers are best for this i find.

with "i love chelsea" wrote on yr chest.

Doesnt help me figure out how to choose clothes or help me justify spending money on them !!!!!!!!!! :D
believe me, i wish id figure a thing or two out .

Right,you might want to re-consider the shirt that you will be wearing for this match.Wearing the shirt of the team you are supporting is soooo last year,my love.If you want to add a little sophistication to your look for this outing,i'd suggest you should wear an item of clothing by Arsenal or Millwall as it will definately draw attention to yourself.The type of attention you will discover in a painful way.......

Recommend me an outfit...

No shirt with something idiotic painted in whatever team you are rooting for's colours on your chest. For bottoms I'd go with jeans, preferably ratty "I don't care about anything but football" jeans.


Doubtful.



What do you look like? Judging by the name I'm assuming you dress like a total skater slob. It probably works for you. The less intelligent should dress like that so they aren't confused with people of my taste.


Oh, I'm sure, Anne. You want photographic proof of me without clothes I assume.

Whore.

I wear a sport coat almost every day during the fall. I have two good ones, sort of brownish/tweedish, one from Banana Republic and the other's an Oscar de la Renta. I love them so much it almost doesn't matter to me what else I wear with them.