Do you ever feel like you don't exist?
 

Do you ever reply to a thread simply to have everyone in the thread ignore you?

Do you post blog entries that never get commented on?

Do you feel like people don't talk to you unless you initiate conversation?

Did anyone else hear something just now?

No?

OK, never mind.

hehe :p

i DON'T exist. i am a figment of my own imagination.

But you can't have an imagination. You don't exist, remember?

exactly.

I am a friendly ghost.

Get used to it.

This is the way a friendly ghost posts.

I know you'll understand, Julian, since you are all into the ghosts and the make-believe and everything.

I'm not as into ghosts as one would think.

I know exactly how you feel, Julian.

Is Intellivision a Daniel Johnston fan perhaps?

I live in Daniel Johnston's rancid colon which is haunted by quite a number of entities other than myself, believe me.

absolutely *

Not a lot of people come up and talk to me cause I'm a little strange (you'd all agree if you met me) But I'm happy that way cause changes are I don't want to fucking them anyway.

i exist in the feeling i am drunk but when i am sober i feel like a non existant, but then i remember i am an autonomous sentient being and i say to my self, pfhhf i exist you idiot

The only time I feel as if I don't exist is when I'm in a public bathroom and the automatic hand-drier won't work for me.

i hear dogs bark in the distance...

uh??

crickets

tumbleweeds


!@#$%!, it doesn't work the same so deep in the thread.


In the words of Steve Martin, "comedy is all in the ty...timing...tie ming...time-ing...timing."

Savage Clone already trumped us all right off the bat.

Isn't it also being unpredictable, as cute as Savage Clone's post was, I was fully expecting that.

oh. i would have done that if i gave a shit and had read everything. clearly i don't. :D

That's because you have a connection to the spirit world. I also found his quip rather trite.

Existentialism?